Above The Law Steven Seagal came into Hollywood filmmaking with a backstory that would make most established movie stars envious. Said to be a world class aikido martial artist who had also worked as a Special Forces Operative for The CIA, Seagal had ultimately landed in Southern California working as a martial arts instructor for […]
Category: Reviews
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Absurdity can be one of the trickiest things to pull off in all of cinema, to have a premise that by itself is completely outlandish and renders much of the story itself to be downright laughable, yet shoulders on by playing its story as straight as an arrow and letting the […]
Absolute Power
Absolute Power In the wake of trying to exploit the image people had of Presidents Kennedy and Clinton as shameless philanderers came this 1997 movie from Clint Eastwood which combines a political conspiracy thriller with an old-style true crime story that has more pulp than a truckful of rotten oranges, leading to a final product […]
Abyss
Abyss: Director’s Cut It’s amazing how one can almost always forgive James Cameron for his ego and sometimes extreme views by the quality of the original sci-fi films he has done that display his prodigious genius. Here in 1989 he made this underwater epic about a deep-core drilling team recruited to assist some Navy SEALS […]
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Wouldn’t we all like to see that when the time comes to when we finally get to star in a movie in the lead comedy role, that role is one that seems perfectly tailor made for your particular brand of borderline (if not outright) insanity, up to and including being given […]
Addams Family
Addams Family One can only speculate as to what constituted the full on “family friendly” appeal of The Addams Family Franchise, in essence a ghoulish, offbeat clan first created in a comic strip by its namesake author Charles Addams whose very lifeblood in existing was by living in a gothic, contrarian vein where things that […]
Adventures In Babysitting
Adventures In Babysitting Elisabeth Shue had literally burst onto the scene and into the consciousness of nearly every American male with her role in the vastly overrated “guy film” The Karate Kid, her nearly overwhelming presence of sweet, feminine, nice girl aurora successfully cancelling out Ralph Macchio’s overearnest bad acting in the lead role (and […]
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The Eighth Dimension When can an original film be almost TOO original for its own good? Perhaps doing so can guarantee that film the status of being a “cult classic” from the getgo even if more normal minded viewers might take it all in and not really be sure what […]
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane
Adventures Of Ford Fairlane Before he was brought down by the liberal, PC establishment that condemned him and his career for telling dirty jokes, Andrew Dice Clay (in the absolute prime of his career) got his chance to shine in his only major starring vehicle, a hilarious comedy that may be the best example of […]
Aeon Flux
Aeon Flux The irony of much of science fiction is the blatent tendency to directly copy ideas from other (usually lesser known) sources and to paste them into their own stories with nary a hint of credit or gratitude. One popular “source” so to speak was the early 90s animated series Aeon Flux, from which […]